Total Medals Earned: 79 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,750 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Make it past Stage 3.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Read the entire first issue of 1976
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
complete Research Stage 1
complete Research Stage 2
complete Research Stage 3
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Battbot
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 9/21 (205/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 14/17 (355/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers